Have you ever wondered what really happened when Dr. Gero activated the androids? Well, here it is! Enjoy! ^_^

#17: ...Hm?...ewww...fresh air. Hey, 18, the old guy's waking us up again.
#18: What old guy?
#17: Y'know... Frankenstein.
#18: Huh?
#17: The mummy strikes.
#18: Oh.
Gero: Good morning, my pets.
#18: We're not your pets.
#17: We're not even furry.
Gero: Yes, well, who cares.
#18: I do. You promised me a mink coat, remember?
Gero: ...Umm... maybe later. Right now I want you two to take care of Gokou's little friends out there, for me.
#17: What? Do they have dirty laundry?
#18: I'm surprised they even take a bath.
#17: Y'know, I always wondered about that.
Gero: ENOUGH!! Destroy them now!
#17: No.
Gero: What did you say?!
#17: Don't feel like it.
Gero: Why not?!
#17: I dunno. I'm hungry.
#18: Me, too.
Gero: But you don't eat!!
#17: So?
Gero: Argh!! Look, do as I tell you and... hey, what the fart are you doing with that?
#18: Ooo... pretty...
#17: What's this? Do you drive a remote control car, Doctor?
Gero: No, you idiot! Now give it back!
#17: Oops.
Gero: Argh!!! How could you be so inept?!
#18: You programmed him that way.
#17: Yeah.
Gero: Fine. Now I want you both to... hey, stay away from that!
#18: What's this?
#17: Looks like the Doctor forgot to take out the trash.
Gero: Stay away from Android 16!
#17: Why?
Gero: Because I said so!
#17: Why?
Gero: Because!
#17 & #18: Why?
Gero: ARGH!!!
#17: 18, wake up "Cousin It".
Gero: Nooo!!!
#18: Do you feel a draft?
#17: No. Just a lot of hot air.
#18: Oh.
Gero: Don't do that!
#18: What?! Don't do what? Is there a bomb?
#17: Yeah. It's that giant zit on your forehead. Come on, hurry up and activate it.
#18: You know, 17, that was rude.
#17: What?
#18: I don't remember.
#17: That's what I thought.
#18: What?
#17: Just hurry up.
Gero: Do not activate him!! If you do, you'll be sorry!!
#17: What are you gonna do? Spank us?
#18: Be careful.
#17: Ewww...
Gero: Listen to me!!
#17: No thanks.
*!@POW@!*
Gero: Ouch.
#17: Aww, man! I got brains on my shoes.
#18: Oh, no! What are we going to do?! Help! Murder!
#17: Shut up.
#18: Sorry. NOT!
#17: How long am I gonna have to wait, 18?
#18: For what?
#17: For you to activate the "Thing".
#18: Oh. Oops, I thought I was supposed to blow it up.
#17: You were. That was a trick question.
#18: You're such a child.
#17: Huh? Never mind. Let's go test drive a car.
#18: Why?
#17: Cause it's fun.
#18: No, it's not.
#17: Yes, it is.
#18: No, it's not. It's boring.
#17: No. Driving is fun, YOU are boring.
#18: Oh, shut up.
#17: Ladies first.
Written by: Sanjuusangou