Here you find read some of the funniest stuff! Hehe But none of this was on Dbz so have fun! If you got any then send them to Fusion Kid

*Newest ones are at the top

Vegeta:(Being Beaten in battle)ok lets see how did Kakorot do this?
Vegeta:"raises hands up* EARTH!, WIND!, ANIMALS!, ALL OF NATURE!
Vegeta:I ASK OF YOU LEND ME YOUR POWERS!....................(feeling nothin).
Vegeta:I SAID LEND ME YOUR FUCKIN POWERS DAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chi Chi:I'm sorry goku but i want a divorce!
Goku: WHAT???WHY?
Chi-cause i find gohan much more attractive!

Chi-Chi: ::Farts:: Ahhhh Fresh air!!
Goku: What the hell was that?
Chi-Chi: Points finger at ------------> Gohan
Gohan: looks confused..... what?
Gohan: im studying!!

Vegeta: Should i get my nails done?

Goku: Man im tired of fighting come chi chi give daddy som lovin

Freeza:Hello guys im avalable so give me a call at 555-3874

Vegeta: does my hair look good up or down

Krillen: Ok Vegeta time for me to kick your ASS!!

Gohan: oh daddy i want you bad

Chi chi: Now Gohan stop studing and consintrate on your training
Gohan: But mom i want to study

Goku: oh i cant handle it anymore I LOVE YOU VEGETA
Vegeta: (hugging goku) I love you too man

Android 17: I think I will use my powers for good

Nappa: Has anyone seen my wig?

Krillen: (Scrubbing forehead) Dammit i cant get these little dots off my fore head!!

Piccolo:(standing on a chair) eeeekk its a mouse

Trunks: Man im pretty!!

Bulma: Hey Vegeta stop fighting and give me some lovin
Vegeta: Yeah Baby yeah

Kami: Eat More Chicken!!!!

King Kai: (talking to freeza on the phone) hey baby I saw your ad and i just wanted to call to see if you want to come to my shag pad some time

Piccolo: WOW Vegeta you look hott today

Nail: Guru i hate you your nothing but a old dude who makes me do his dirty work im leaveing
Guru: But Nail i (coughs) i love u

Gohan: Eww mommy you smell funny

Vegeta:(to goku) how do you like my nails
Goku: Wow Vegeta they look great

Goku: i know i never told you people but im really gay
King Ki: i found out you were when you and I were alone here on my small planet

Krillen: I am Krillen the strongest solder in the universe

Buu: My name is Buu its rhymes with poo and you'll be smelling in a Little all to soon

Zarbon:ey mate I leaving the fighting bizz so i can go back down unda

Cap:Fuck you freeza me and the Gynu force are tired of taking your bullshit and were leaveing to go start a Heavy Medal band so pece out

Piccolo:umm has anyone seen my arm its big and Green?

Vegeta:(talking to Bulma) Baby, when are we gonna have another son?
Bulma: We can work on another one tonight Vegeta
Vegeta:All right

Krillen: Do alittle dance make alittle love get down tonight uh huh uh huh get down tonight

Gohan:(taking to Vegeta)Vegeta i hate daddy i want you to be my daddy......PLEASE!
Vegeta:(Hugging Gohan)about time you came to your sences kid

Piccolo:ok thats it i'm quitting this fighting bullshit and im gonna go find me some babes

Vegeta:Goku you nuaghty boy

Goku:dammit i give up

Piccolo:(singing) did you ever know that your my hero!!
Babi:majin buu im sorry for calling you a fat cow

Vegeta:I am Vegeta the....umm...what was that line again?

Goku:oh i couldnt eat another bite

Metal kooler:(crying) dammit i dont wanna be a android anymore i wanna be human

Piccolo:come on Goku enough with the training lets go out and party

Gohan:daddy why are we taking a bath together?

Krillen:(poking dots on forehead)COOL!

Goku:bulma can you fix my radio?
Bulma:im sorry goku but i dont know how to fix that

Raditz:I didnt wanna destroy earth i was just joking

Kami: Hehe I shall destroy the earth!!!!

Mr.Popo: Man! I am skinny! I need to eat more!

Puar: I am the strongest fighter in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Satan(Hurcule): Thats no trick! Its real!!